Guy comes home to find deliveryman has been with his parcel while he is out and, no, it is not in his shed or left with a neighbour. His parcel is stuck on his roof:
These things happen. I know that. I feel I could have been that deliveryman, doing something stupid one minute, and then finding the parcel was up on the roof. You can see it happening.
Anyway, the guy tweeted that pic, and a pic of the parcel hanging over the guttering 20 feet above him, and the delivery firm sent the deliveryman with a ladder straight round....and it all ended happily. I just can't get past the idea of the deliveryman standing there realising that the parcel he has thrown into the air is not coming down again.
(Sorry, Spike, for abusing the Canteen again.)