May 14th, 2013

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As seen posted on the Canteen bulletin board...

Will the person who took the bag marked I.K. out of the refrigerator please return it?  That isn't apple juice.

For sale - one shotgun.  Used only once to threaten the holy state of matrimony.  Call N. Solo, 555-1345

Lost!  Fur-lined handcuffs.  Last seen on Halloween night.  Reward!  Please call ext. 639 for instructions.

Found - one slightly used laser-shooting lipstick.  Cherry berry red. Call medical, Room Four third bed,

Anything you'd like to add?