February 14th, 2016

Coy

We all know it's Valentine's Day but, more importantly,it's . . .

. . . International Book Giving Day!

According to my mother I was fascinated by books almost from the moment I could hold them. I joined the library at 3, and got through my primary school's learners reading books 4 years before anyone else. I'm a voracious reader and I believe everyone should know the joy of reading. I'm the boring Aunt who gives books as presents on Christmas and birthdays.

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My [Spy] Valentine

The rose you gave me
Had a bug in it
And not the natural kind.

The candy was stunning,
A real knock-out.
Literally.

The diamond brooch?
Nice. Thoughtful.
So was the homing pin.

Don’t you trust me, darling?
No more spiders,
I promise.

I press my cheek
Against your chest.
I can hear your heart

Beating...
Beeping?
Oh damn.

Time to run, darling.
It’s been fun.
Blow me a kiss.
It will have to suffice
Until next time.
For now, we’re done.
STILL SEXY

MFUVALENTINE FILK: "ILLYA"

VALENTINE’S DAY FILK: Illya
AUTHOR: blackillya
FANDOM: MFU
INSPIRATION: My wicked, romantic, devious heart
A/N: To the tune of "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel

"Illya"
Illya, you're breaking my heart,
You're shaking my confidence daily.
Oh Illya, I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please to come home.

Illya, you're breaking my heart,
You're shaking my confidence daily.
Oh Illya, I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please to come home.
Come on home.
Making love in the afternoon with Illya
Up in my bedroom,
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed,
Someone's taken my place.
Illya, you're breaking my heart,
You're shaking my confidence daily.
Oh Illya, I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please to come home.

Jubilation,
He loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing.

Jubilation,
He loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing
STILL SEXY

MFU VALENTINE FILK#2: "I LOVE ILLYA...."

VALENTINE’S DAY FILK#2: I LOVE ILLYA....
AUTHOR: blackillya
FANDOM: MFU
INSPIRATION: Heh, heh
A/N: To the tune of “I LOVE PARIS” by Cole Porter


That I love Illya in the spring time
I love Illya in the fall
I love Illya in the winter when it drizzles
I love Illya in the summer when it sizzles

I love Illya every moment
Every moment of the year
I love Illya, why oh, why do I love Illya?
It’s just because he’s near.