September 1st, 2016

dark illya

Hot Time In The City... Maybe

Originally posted by glennagirl at Hot Time In The City... Maybe
Fast Times at UNCLE Headquarters... haha.  Maybe, if Napoleon's in the Map Room with Wanda or Evangelique.  Illya has the one secretary who darns his socks... while he has them on.  What would you do to have some private time with one of these guys?
Poll #2052981 Are You A Bombshell Or A Dud?
This poll is closed.

You see Napoleon walking towards the Map Room. What do you do?

Run in the opposite direction
4(19.0%)
Grab him by the arm and drag him into the room
1(4.8%)
Approach him and hope he drags me into the room
6(28.6%)
Think about it until it's too late
10(47.6%)

Illya Kuryakin is like one of Neverlands Lost Boys, always in need of something. Today he looks hungry.

I smile at him and ask him to my place for a meal.
13(61.9%)
I smile at him and swallow hard... I can't do it.
3(14.3%)
I sit down next to him and suggest he stop by my place... dinner is optional.
3(14.3%)
I do nothing. I'm looking for Mr. Solo
2(9.5%)

Illya looks bored.

I offer to liven things up a bit
1(4.8%)
I suggest a new book I've just read
17(81.0%)
I sit on his lap and plant a big kiss. Yep, that's what I do.
1(4.8%)
I'm still looking for Napoleon
2(9.5%)

Napoleon is sitting alone in the commissary.

I approach boldly and sit down next to him. I'll ask if it's alright after I'm seated.
2(9.5%)
I approach with my tray and wait for an invitation
7(33.3%)
I can't eat in front of him, I might throw up.
0(0.0%)
Where's Kuryakin?
12(57.1%)

Okay, so you've got that dinner date with Solo. Now you just need to...

Be brave. I know he'll want more than I'm willing to share
5(25.0%)
I know he's a gentleman, but I'm no lady.
4(20.0%)
I've waited for this since I first laid eyes on the man. Maybe we'll get married...
2(10.0%)
If this doesn't go well, there's always the Russian
9(45.0%)

Illya Kuryakin asked me out...

I helped a little. I asked him first.
5(23.8%)
Be still my heart, but everything else is in motion
11(52.4%)
I can't. I just can't. I want to, but I just can't.
1(4.8%)
I'll see how it goes, but I prefer something meaningful.
2(9.5%)
Still waiting for Solo.
2(9.5%)

You can say one significant thing to your man. What is it?