Fiorenza_a (fiorenza_a) wrote in mfu_canteen,
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Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office


As many will know, the UK political system is currently in melt down. In most countries this would result in revolutionary forces storming the barricades.

Only this is the UK (for the time being), and whilst running out of tea and biccies might raise fiery passions (just look what happened when our American cousins tossed our national drink overboard), lesser crises are treated with the contempt they deserve. Besides, no one can actually remember where we put the barricades after Oliver Cromwell had finished storming them.

However, all is not lost, Oliver Cromwell notwithstanding, we still have the same old Queen we've had since 1952, and happily the first great office of state has now been confirmed as having been filled; Larry the cat retains his post as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.

A grateful national heaves a collective sigh of relief.

Oh, and I think they've got some bird in to be PM...
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