And exactly what would they think about Napoleon’s close association with Mr. K? Or Napoleon’s womanizing. I remember reading a story in which his sister, well aware of Napoleon’s UNCLEness, was frequently called upon to administer penicillin shots. She also took Illya for a ride that pretty much spoiled him for everyone else. I’m still chuckling over the “Sleep the sleep of the just, Illya, you’ve been screwed by a Solo.” (if she only knew…) Of course, Napoleon turns around and sleeps with Illya’s sister as payback, but Illya is unimpressed. “Was wondering how long it would take you two. She sleeps with anything.” Sadly, the stories was in “Eyes Only” or and I don’t think they’re on line (PM me if you’d like to ‘talk’, wink, wink, nudge, nudge and no, I’m trying to to do something underhanded here. My first advice would be to buy the zines, but if you want a copy of the story, I will ask Lisa for permission).
So, what say you, cousins? How would you see Napoleon’s siblings?